Her Bewildered Gremlin

Her Bewildered Gremlin wanted a bat that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was selected.

Her Bewildered Gremlin always had with them a CD player that they liked to play with. This seems to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was epic. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the chosen thing.

Her Bewildered Gremlin always carried a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been an exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it would be simply life. A melon was the thing that was selected.

Her Bewildered Gremlin owned a cucumber that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a fairly strange operation, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

Her Bewildered Gremlin always carried a magic 8 ball to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

Her Bewildered Gremlin desperately wanted a condom to sleep with. One might say this is an original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a condom is the thing to opt for.