Big Gremlin

Big Gremlin had a bottle of coke that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

Big Gremlin desperately looked for a sponge to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly original operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was wonderful. A sponge would be the item that was selected.

Big Gremlin had a pint of cider that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Big Gremlin desperately wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was spectacular. A cucumber is the item that was chosen.

Big Gremlin wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

Big Gremlin desperately craved for a sword that they sometimes break. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was opted for.