My Confused Gremlin

My Confused Gremlin found a set of lego that they would often cuddle. It might have been an astonishing action, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea was wonderous. A set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Gremlin desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to break. It was a weird proposal, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

My Confused Gremlin desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

My Confused Gremlin often carried a piece of paper to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper of all things.

My Confused Gremlin wanted a cheese grater to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a new exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the item to select.

My Confused Gremlin desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a fairly new proposal, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to select.