Bewildered Gremlin

Bewildered Gremlin carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

Bewildered Gremlin always carried a piece of paper that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Gremlin wanted a stretchman that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Gremlin always had with them a bat that they would often throw. It would be a curious action, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the thing selected.

Bewildered Gremlin found a can of Tango that they would occasionally break. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Gremlin looked for a stretchman that they would worship. One might say this is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stretchman being the item selected.