The Chinese Gremlin

The Chinese Gremlin owned a crown that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly new undertaking, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was awesome. Strangely, a crown is the item to choose.

The Chinese Gremlin carried a radiator to try to nail to the wall. It was an extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

The Chinese Gremlin always had with them a mug that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the item that was selected.

The Chinese Gremlin desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would often play with. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Gremlin found a condom that they would often eat. This seems a fairly different undertaking, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the chosen thing.

The Chinese Gremlin always kept a stapler that they liked to embrace. It should have been a curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the item that was opted for.