The Handsome Gremlin

The Handsome Gremlin desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would often sleep with. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Gremlin always had with them a little monkey that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item to choose.

The Handsome Gremlin carried a cup that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a cup being the thing opted for.

The Handsome Gremlin desired a bottle of beer that they would often eat. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Gremlin looked for a melon that they would break. This seems to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a melon being the item selected.

The Handsome Gremlin always carried a lava lamp that they would break. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.