Their Anxious Gremlin

Their Anxious Gremlin carried a CD player that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the item selected.

Their Anxious Gremlin owned a mug that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a different action, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it was miraculous. Remarkably, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

Their Anxious Gremlin always had with them a bag of poop that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop of all things.

Their Anxious Gremlin desperately desired a hat that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it was sublime. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing to choose.

Their Anxious Gremlin searched for a pint of beer that they liked to put on his head. It is a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

Their Anxious Gremlin desperately desired a bat to smash. This seems a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a bat would be the chosen thing.