A Colourful Gremlin

A Colourful Gremlin always carried a condom that they liked to eat. It would be a fairly strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was wonderful. Honestly, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

A Colourful Gremlin owned a cucumber that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a fairly funny thought, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

A Colourful Gremlin wanted a bottle of wine that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it was awesome. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

A Colourful Gremlin always had with them a sponge that they liked to eat. It would be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be fun. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

A Colourful Gremlin found a computer that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a computer was the chosen item.

A Colourful Gremlin carried a set square that they would often experiment on. It is an original proposal, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a set square being the item opted for.