The Gentle Gremlin

The Gentle Gremlin looked for a melon that they would often break. This seems a new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a melon having that done to it

The Gentle Gremlin always carried a cup that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been an astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the thing to choose.

The Gentle Gremlin desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was spectacular. A sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Gremlin searched for a bat that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the item to select.

The Gentle Gremlin desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Gremlin always had with them a bottle of beer that they would insert somewhere. It was a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.