Her Retarded Gremlin

Her Retarded Gremlin always kept a bat that they would sometimes worship. It might be a somewhat surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A bat being the chosen item.

Her Retarded Gremlin searched for a condom that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a funny operation, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a condom is the item to choose.

Her Retarded Gremlin desperately looked for a crown that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be an exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a crown having that done to it

Her Retarded Gremlin desperately searched for a tomato that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a strange exercise, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

Her Retarded Gremlin desperately looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly new action, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

Her Retarded Gremlin desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally eat. It was a weird thought, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. A bottle of wine having that done to it