His Scary Gremlin

His Scary Gremlin desperately looked for a sponge that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. A sponge being the thing opted for.

His Scary Gremlin desperately needed a stretchman that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be a surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be out of this world. Honestly, a stretchman having that done to it

His Scary Gremlin needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes worship. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

His Scary Gremlin found a dildo that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be an extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

His Scary Gremlin owned a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes drop. It would be a fairly strange proposal, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. A magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

His Scary Gremlin desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would put down their trousers. It should be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.