The Fat Gremlin

The Fat Gremlin looked for a condom that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a weird proposal, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was exciting. A condom would be the item chosen.

The Fat Gremlin craved for a cup that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the item that was chosen.

The Fat Gremlin craved for a sack of potatoes that they would often demolish. One might say this is a fairly odd idea, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

The Fat Gremlin had a computer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a computer is the item to choose.

The Fat Gremlin always kept a bottle of beer that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it was simply life. A bottle of beer having that done to it

The Fat Gremlin wanted a mug that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a funny idea, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a mug being the thing selected.