The Cute Hedgehog

The Cute Hedgehog needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. A magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Hedgehog desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Cute Hedgehog desperately wanted a dildo that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was out of this world. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item chosen.

The Cute Hedgehog desperately desired a CD player that they would embrace. It should have been a strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

The Cute Hedgehog found a pencil sharpener that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

The Cute Hedgehog desperately searched for a spade that they would occasionally throw. It is a fairly surprising action, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a spade being the chosen item.