A Special Hedgehog

A Special Hedgehog looked for a spade that they would break. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a spade is the item to choose.

A Special Hedgehog desperately searched for a hat that they would sometimes smash. It might be a fairly exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a hat was the chosen thing.

A Special Hedgehog desperately needed a can of Tango to hug. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

A Special Hedgehog always had with them a can of Tango that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

A Special Hedgehog found a stapler that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly strange idea, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler having that done to it

A Special Hedgehog always carried a dildo that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a different undertaking, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a dildo is the item that was chosen.