His Horny Hedgehog

His Horny Hedgehog desperately wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber of all things.

His Horny Hedgehog always carried a condom that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Strangely, a condom is the item that was chosen.

His Horny Hedgehog wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

His Horny Hedgehog desperately looked for a can of coke to annihilate It should have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be wonderful. Honestly, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

His Horny Hedgehog desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a strange action, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

His Horny Hedgehog often carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes break. It might have been a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.