Little Hedgehog

Little Hedgehog had a pint of cider that they would sometimes worship. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

Little Hedgehog desperately wanted a ball to embrace. It should be an astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Little Hedgehog desperately looked for a dildo that they would often play with. It was considered to be an unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

Little Hedgehog searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly different operation, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the thing selected.

Little Hedgehog looked for a sword that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it was epic. Remarkably, a sword having that done to it

Little Hedgehog desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.