A Retarded Hedgehog

A Retarded Hedgehog searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally smash. It is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

A Retarded Hedgehog desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often play with. It might be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

A Retarded Hedgehog wanted a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the chosen thing.

A Retarded Hedgehog desperately wanted a radiator that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the item to choose.

A Retarded Hedgehog always kept a hat that they liked to hug. It would be a fairly odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a hat is the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Hedgehog desperately desired a helmet that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the item that was chosen.