His Bum Loving Hedgehog

His Bum Loving Hedgehog always carried a rubber chicken that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

His Bum Loving Hedgehog desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it would be amazing. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

His Bum Loving Hedgehog looked for a tomato that they would drop. One might consider this to be an exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Hedgehog looked for a porno magazine that they would play with. It might be an astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

His Bum Loving Hedgehog searched for a little monkey that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a fairly exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a little monkey being the chosen item.

His Bum Loving Hedgehog found a painting of a melon that they sometimes play with. It should have been a strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.