Foolish Hedgehog

Foolish Hedgehog desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is a new operation, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

Foolish Hedgehog craved for a tomato that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be an odd proposal, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

Foolish Hedgehog searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was out of this world. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

Foolish Hedgehog owned a teapot that they would demolish. It is considered to be an odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was exciting. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

Foolish Hedgehog searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

Foolish Hedgehog desired a custard pie to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was simply life. A custard pie was the item that was chosen.