His Retarded Hedgehog

His Retarded Hedgehog looked for a spade that they would put up their bum. It would have been an exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

His Retarded Hedgehog often carried a spade that they would often try to balance on their head. It is an exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it would be simply life. Honestly, a spade would be the chosen thing.

His Retarded Hedgehog desperately desired a piece of paper that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Hedgehog desperately searched for a painting of a melon to throw. It was a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon having that done to it

His Retarded Hedgehog always carried a set of lego that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly unusual idea, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the item to select.

His Retarded Hedgehog desperately desired a block of cheese that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.