The Ugly Hedgehog

The Ugly Hedgehog always carried a sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Hedgehog carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally play with. It was a fairly different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Hedgehog desperately wanted a helmet that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Hedgehog desperately wanted a dildo that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea was fun. A dildo would be the item chosen.

The Ugly Hedgehog found a radiator that they sometimes play with. It is an astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a radiator of all things.

The Ugly Hedgehog looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a little monkey being the thing opted for.