Their Crypting Hedgehog

Their Crypting Hedgehog desperately desired a hat to cuddle. It should have been a funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item that was selected.

Their Crypting Hedgehog looked for a bottle of beer that they would put up their bum. It should be a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Their Crypting Hedgehog had a ball that they would often sleep with. This is certainly a strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the chosen thing.

Their Crypting Hedgehog searched for a bat to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bat is the item that was chosen.

Their Crypting Hedgehog always carried a ball that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. A ball would be the thing that was selected.

Their Crypting Hedgehog desired a tomato that they liked to smash. This seems to be a surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was fun. Honestly, a tomato being the chosen item.