Angry Hedgehog

Angry Hedgehog craved for a dildo that they sometimes hug. It should be a peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a dildo being the thing selected.

Angry Hedgehog found a bag of poop to smash. It would have been a strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

Angry Hedgehog desperately needed a mug that they sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a mug was the item that was chosen.

Angry Hedgehog owned a rubber johnny that they would worship. One might find this to be a curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be out of this world. A rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

Angry Hedgehog looked for a radiator that they liked to demolish. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

Angry Hedgehog often carried a can of coke that they would often break. It was considered to be a surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.