His Anxious Hedgehog

His Anxious Hedgehog often carried a ball that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was selected.

His Anxious Hedgehog desired a stretchman that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

His Anxious Hedgehog needed a porno magazine to eat. It would have been a fairly odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

His Anxious Hedgehog desperately looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

His Anxious Hedgehog desperately looked for a stapler that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

His Anxious Hedgehog carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes play with. It should be a funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.