The Red Hedgehog

The Red Hedgehog searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

The Red Hedgehog looked for a dildo that they would sometimes embrace. It is an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Red Hedgehog had a porno magazine that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to select.

The Red Hedgehog searched for a crown that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Hedgehog always kept a rubber johnny that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

The Red Hedgehog owned a can of Tango that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a fairly different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.