The Nervous Hedgehog

The Nervous Hedgehog always carried a little monkey that they would often embrace. It might have been an exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it was epic. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Hedgehog desperately craved for a sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a fairly unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was awe-inspring. A sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Hedgehog found a lava lamp that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be an odd proposal, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

The Nervous Hedgehog often carried a ball that they would play with. It was a fairly funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a ball was the chosen item.

The Nervous Hedgehog found a condom that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item chosen.

The Nervous Hedgehog craved for a vibrator that they would eat. One might consider this to be a different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was entertaining. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.