The Confused Hedgehog

The Confused Hedgehog desperately craved for a stretchman that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

The Confused Hedgehog wanted a cucumber that they would play with. This could be considered a somewhat surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Hedgehog desperately needed a pint of beer that they would often demolish. This could be considered an odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Confused Hedgehog often carried a cheese grater that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be an original exercise, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Confused Hedgehog searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

The Confused Hedgehog carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.