His Crypting Hedgehog

His Crypting Hedgehog desperately wanted a ball that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a fairly different idea, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.

His Crypting Hedgehog desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to break. It might have been an original idea, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it was awesome. Strangely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

His Crypting Hedgehog owned a helmet that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it would be amazing. Remarkably, a helmet was the chosen thing.

His Crypting Hedgehog craved for a big sponge that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

His Crypting Hedgehog desired a pint of beer that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was fun. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

His Crypting Hedgehog needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally break. It might have been an odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was epic. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.