His Fucking Hedgehog

His Fucking Hedgehog wanted a pen that they liked to share. This seems a fairly peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a pen being the item opted for.

His Fucking Hedgehog had a stretchman to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly curious idea, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it was magnificent. A stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

His Fucking Hedgehog carried a CD player that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a fairly new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to choose.

His Fucking Hedgehog desperately searched for a set square that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly weird action, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

His Fucking Hedgehog desperately needed a melon to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the item to opt for.

His Fucking Hedgehog searched for a condom to annihilate It might be a fairly strange action, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a condom being the chosen thing.