The Funny Hedgehog

The Funny Hedgehog desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes eat. It should be an astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Funny Hedgehog always carried a bottle of wine that they would smash. It should have been a fairly curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine having that done to it

The Funny Hedgehog had a cup that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Funny Hedgehog found a bottle of coke that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Funny Hedgehog desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Hedgehog desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would experiment on. It should be a fairly original proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.