Bewildered Hedgehog

Bewildered Hedgehog owned a radiator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. A radiator being the thing selected.

Bewildered Hedgehog had a vibrator that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

Bewildered Hedgehog desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would cuddle. It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

Bewildered Hedgehog searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes hug. This seems a new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

Bewildered Hedgehog carried a tomato that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the chosen thing.

Bewildered Hedgehog always carried a dildo that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.