The Bum Loving Hedgehog

The Bum Loving Hedgehog desperately wanted a bat that they liked to break. It should be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Hedgehog desperately needed a stapler that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Hedgehog desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was wonderous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Hedgehog desperately needed a toilet brush that they would worship. This could be considered an extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. A toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Hedgehog desperately desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Hedgehog looked for a big sponge to share. This is certainly a peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.