A Different Hedgehog

A Different Hedgehog desperately desired a stretchman to insert somewhere. It is a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

A Different Hedgehog looked for a pen that they liked to eat. This is certainly a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a pen is the item to choose.

A Different Hedgehog desired a computer that they would often demolish. This could be considered an original action, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it was amazing. Remarkably, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

A Different Hedgehog searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

A Different Hedgehog carried a sack of potatoes to put up their bum. This seems a fairly weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

A Different Hedgehog craved for a condom to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it was entertaining. A condom of all things.