The Grumpy Hedgehog

The Grumpy Hedgehog wanted a piece of paper to share. It might have been a fairly weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Hedgehog carried a dildo to play with. It is a funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. A dildo being the chosen item.

The Grumpy Hedgehog needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally play with. It would be a fairly unusual action, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. A can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Hedgehog desperately desired a bat that they would sometimes demolish. It might be an extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Hedgehog desperately craved for a bat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be amazing. A bat was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Hedgehog owned a cheese grater that they would sometimes eat. It should be a different proposal, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.