A Yellow Hedgehog

A Yellow Hedgehog desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it would be epic. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

A Yellow Hedgehog needed a magic 8 ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a curious operation, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

A Yellow Hedgehog needed a bottle of wine that they would embrace. It would have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

A Yellow Hedgehog always had with them a bottle of beer that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

A Yellow Hedgehog desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would play with. This seems to be a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be stunning. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

A Yellow Hedgehog found a big sponge to put up their bum. It would be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be amazing. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.