What's Green & Has Wheels?
This is a joke my dad told me when I was a kid.
It's the kind of joke that is so bad, it catches on and becomes a kind of a family chant.
So....what's green and has wheels? I mean, it could be any number of probably thousands of different things.
I think my parent's old Nova was green, and it did have wheels (most of the time).
Yea, That's Puke Green!
Being the brilliant young student of perception that I was, my mind fixed on the green lawnmower that we owned.
By gosh was that machine green and it sure had wheels!
I was on the right track. No one had any guesses closer to mine.
It was that fricken hot, warm, cold, freezing game that let us know.
OK ALREADY! WHAT THE HELL IS GREEN AND HAS WHEELS?
I almost thought about not finishing this post, the answer is so bad.
In fact, I'll leave it up to you to see if you can guess.
The answer will be in my next joke post.
Hint: There is a huge clue to the answer in the feature image!
Disclosure: There may or may not be a reward for getting the correct answer. :)
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A wheeeely big frog
A hybrid car
Astroturf covering a parking lot
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Really good guesses. The last one is getting very hot. So close. :)
A wheely big frog. Lol. I didn't get it at first. Must be getting tired.
Good one.
It's really kind of a bad one.
If you say so...:D
Ok now I have to know what’s green and has wheels :)))
Ok here it is. You ready?
The answer is Grass. I was just kidding about the wheels. :)
Are you fkn kiddin me?? Hahaha are you british by any chance??
lol. I know it's sooooo bad. There's definitely some British blood in the family.
What is smart and has no brain?
Haha. I better start guessing or you might make me wait 12 days for the answer.
How bout a group conscience?