Hello steemit, my name is Donald Rump, but I don't think I need much introduction. All I ask is for you to follow me on steemit. If I don't reach 1k followers on steemit by one week, then this is rigged, and it must be shut down immediately.

Hello again, and welcome to my introduction post. This is going to be short because I am a very busy man, and the title was long enough.

Ever since I was a little boy, I had a love for money and power. I always was obsessed ![donald-pessimist.jpg]with acquiring more capital for myself. My father saw a lot in me, so he gave me a small loan of a million dollars. As most of you know ( and all of you should know ) I did a lot with that miniscule amount of money, as I am now a billionaire.

I am currently in Washington DC due to buisness, and I hold a very high position in the US government.

I have a beautiful wife who is a supermodel may I add, and some great children.

I am moving to steemit and other cryptocurrencies because I see a whole lot of potential in them, and because I don't trust the currency I have billions of, and endorse by being so high up in the goverment which produces it.

I would be very grateful if you folks would follow me and my great cause. If you don't then you will be doomed to failure by the US government and me, and if I dont hit 1k followers by 1 day, then this website should be shut down IMMEDIATELY.

Best regards,

Donald J. Rump

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Perfect first post. Welcome on Steemit
I wish you the best! and hope to see you soon.

Funny Inroduction !

Welcome to steemit Donald,
I am @digital-gypsy - nice to meet you! :)
Enjoy your time here & Good Luck

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welcome president trump, would be great if the donald himself checks out my blog !! huuuuge posts are coming ! Amazing, good guy, good guy :)

Welcome Dodo ;)

Thank you good sir, I have heard life is hard here on steemit, but I have also heard it is easy. I don't think it should be that hard for a beast like me however. Anyways, thank you for the warm welcome, you deserve a follow.

Best regards,
Donald J. Rump

Welcome to the platform, I wish everything work out for you. It’s not easy here but not difficult neither but just ask an extra effort, engagement is the key good luck I’m @goodaytraders Start by following people and they will do the same.

Thank you kind sir, you deserve a follow. And as you said - "Start by following people and they will do the same." - so I expect a follow in return.

Best regards,
Donald J. Rump

(But for real though, thanks for the nice welcome)

You don't need more money. You already have enough.

Welcome to this incredible platform, hope everything will work out for you. Being here it’s not easy but not difficult neither only an extra effort will go a long way, engagement is the key good luck I’m @tinashe Start by Following ,Upvoting &Resteeming people and they will do the same.

Thank you
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A warm welcome to you and I am sure you will enjoy it over here.

Hahaha welcome!