The Lonely Jerk

The Lonely Jerk found a stretchman that they would often experiment on. It should have been a new activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Jerk desperately craved for a wig that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig having that done to it

The Lonely Jerk always kept a pencil sharpener to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Jerk always carried a ball that they liked to hug. It would be a fairly astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be miraculous. Strangely, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Jerk often carried a wig that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Jerk desperately wanted a dildo that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be an exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item chosen.