His Brainy Jerk

His Brainy Jerk owned a lava lamp that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

His Brainy Jerk owned a sword to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly new idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

His Brainy Jerk desperately craved for a rubber johnny to experiment on. It was considered to be a weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

His Brainy Jerk desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly curious operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was sublime. A magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

His Brainy Jerk often carried a CD player that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems an exciting operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

His Brainy Jerk always had with them a painting of a melon to worship. This might appear to be a new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.