The Hungry Jerk

The Hungry Jerk carried a cheese grater that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Jerk desperately desired a lava lamp that they would often play with. This could be considered a fairly surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Jerk always kept a sword to put in the bath with him. It should have been a surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a sword having that done to it

The Hungry Jerk desperately desired a chocolate bar to sleep with. One might find this to be an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

The Hungry Jerk always had with them a wig to hug. One might say this is a bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Jerk desperately looked for a cucumber that they sometimes worship. It is an unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item chosen.