The Gentle Jerk

The Gentle Jerk found a cup that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been an exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Jerk looked for a tomato that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Gentle Jerk looked for a toilet brush that they would sleep with. It should be a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

The Gentle Jerk desperately needed a radiator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the thing to choose.

The Gentle Jerk needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be amazing. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

The Gentle Jerk desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.