My Troubled Jerk

My Troubled Jerk craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes annihilate It might have been a bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

My Troubled Jerk always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would share. It might have been a peculiar exercise, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Jerk always had with them a tomato that they would worship. It is an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A tomato being the thing selected.

My Troubled Jerk desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would often eat. It was considered to be a curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is epic. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

My Troubled Jerk desired a mug that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

My Troubled Jerk desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would annihilate One might say this is an unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.