Curious Jerk

Curious Jerk found a ball that they would sometimes drop. It was a fairly original idea, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing selected.

Curious Jerk found a porno magazine that they sometimes play with. It was a strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

Curious Jerk desperately craved for a mug that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was epic. A mug was the thing that was chosen.

Curious Jerk desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

Curious Jerk always kept a crown that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a crown was the item that was selected.

Curious Jerk desperately desired a bag of flour that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bag of flour of all things.