Her Red Jerk

Her Red Jerk found a set of lego that they would worship. This seems a surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

Her Red Jerk owned a pen that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

Her Red Jerk owned a bag of poop that they would sit and look at. It might be a different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to select.

Her Red Jerk wanted a tomato that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a curious exercise, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

Her Red Jerk carried a Harry Potter wand to cuddle. It might have been a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was stunning. A Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

Her Red Jerk desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.