My Colourful Jerk

My Colourful Jerk carried a pen that they sometimes share. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be exciting. A pen being the chosen item.

My Colourful Jerk desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is an original operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

My Colourful Jerk always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes share. It should be a weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

My Colourful Jerk wanted a bag of poop to embrace. It would be a fairly strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

My Colourful Jerk always kept a crown that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a crown of all things.

My Colourful Jerk desperately desired a bottle of wine that they liked to share. It should be a peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.