The Round Jerk

The Round Jerk had a hat that they would experiment on. It would be a weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be fun. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item chosen.

The Round Jerk looked for a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a melon is the item to select.

The Round Jerk searched for a teapot that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a teapot is the item to opt for.

The Round Jerk desperately craved for a teapot that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was awesome. Honestly, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

The Round Jerk desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be stunning. A Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

The Round Jerk craved for a computer to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a computer is the item that was chosen.