His Round Jerk

His Round Jerk looked for a cup that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a cup is the item that was chosen.

His Round Jerk desperately needed a melon that they would experiment on. It would be a new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be amazing. A melon was the item that was selected.

His Round Jerk desperately desired a helmet that they would share. It is a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

His Round Jerk always carried a teapot that they liked to demolish. It is a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

His Round Jerk desperately looked for a condom that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly an odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.

His Round Jerk often carried a set of lego to play with. This might appear to be a curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a set of lego having that done to it