Her Retarded Jerk

Her Retarded Jerk desperately wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be an astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

Her Retarded Jerk needed a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly strange action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a melon is the thing to opt for.

Her Retarded Jerk always had with them a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly different thing to do, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

Her Retarded Jerk craved for a pint of cider to eat. It was a fairly curious approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

Her Retarded Jerk desired a CD player that they sometimes embrace. This seems an odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

Her Retarded Jerk often carried a pen that they would demolish. It was a bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a pen was the item that was opted for.