Her Retarded Jerk

Her Retarded Jerk carried a sword that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was entertaining. A sword was the thing that was opted for.

Her Retarded Jerk often carried a block of cheese that they liked to break. It was considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

Her Retarded Jerk desperately wanted a computer to cuddle. One might consider this to be an astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Jerk looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often break. This could be considered a somewhat surprising action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was stunning. A pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

Her Retarded Jerk searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. A cucumber would be the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Jerk craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.