My Ugly Jerk

My Ugly Jerk desperately desired a big sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was an unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

My Ugly Jerk desired a melon that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

My Ugly Jerk desperately craved for a stapler that they would annihilate This could be considered a peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a stapler being the thing opted for.

My Ugly Jerk always kept a pint of cider that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

My Ugly Jerk desperately wanted a stapler to experiment on. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler having that done to it

My Ugly Jerk often carried a big sponge that they liked to share. It was considered to be an astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.